Fly To The Moon!

I’m done being serious for the week so thought I’d share some additional posts. In this week’s What If?, Randall Munroe discusses the possibility of flying a Cessna airplane above various Solar System bodies. These articles are usually pretty funny as they tackle some of extremely off-the-wall questions. My favorite line, though, is near the bottom, in response to flying a plane on Titan:

If humans put on artificial wings to fly, we might become Titan versions of the Icarus story—our wings could freeze, fall apart, and send us tumbling to our deaths. But I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive.

Such an engineering response! I love it!

Lotus 1-2-3 Turns 30

This past week Lotus 1-2-3 turned 30 years old. 1-2-3, if you are unaware, was the PC spreadsheet to Visicalc’s Apple version. Visicalc was the original electronic spreadsheet, invented in the late ’70s. Given that, it was Lotus 1-2-3 that made PCs a must-have for business people all those years ago. It was also the forerunner to Excel.

As a numbers lover, spreadsheets and their history is fascinating to me. It is amazing to me that the tools we use for calculation — spreadsheets and calculators — are both as old (or almost) as I am. Even though technology has changed drastically in that time, the same tools still persist.

A few links for those of you interested in the spreadsheet in general and Lotus 1-2-3 in particular:

Enjoy!

Apple v. Samsung: Real World Example Of Our Horrible Patent System

Matt Drance writes in Apple Outsider that the judge has sent the Apple v. Samsung case to the jury. This seems to have been dropped by the tech press a bit but wanted to point out one line from Matt’s article:

In closing arguments, Apple attorney Harold McElhinny told the jury: If you find for Apple in this case, you will have re-affirmed the American patent system.

As Matt said afterward, not certain this is an argument in Apple’s favor. Our patent system is a mess. Companies, mostly big ones that can spend the thousands of dollars on patents and the millions more defending them, seem to patent everything, whether it makes sense or not. These companies argue that this is a good thing for innovation. But as many have pointed out before me there is no connection at all, at least in the software world, between patents and innovation. Almost all software is derivative. Real innovation in software comes from taking someone else’s ideas, melding multiple ideas together, and coming out with something new.

I’d love to see the patent system change but there is too much money wrapped up in the current system and too many other large problems facing the country. A patent fight will have to wait for another day.

Growing Into The Job

Glenn Reid wrote a post last week on working with Steve Jobs. I find these articles fascinating. A little insight into the way he worked. One of my favorite portions:

Not only did [Jobs] know and love product engineering, it’s all he really wanted to do. He told me once that part of the reason he wanted to be CEO was so that nobody could tell him that he wasn’t allowed to participate in the nitty-gritty of product design.

When Infinity Softworks started it was real small. There were three of us. Soon, though, everyone left and I was doing it myself. My goals were to prove to myself I could write commercial-quality code and manage the development process. I also was excited to do marketing, sales, customer support. I wanted to do it all. I figured it was the fastest way to figure out what I enjoyed and what I wanted to specialize in.

At some point, I added more people and we decided to raise a round of funding. Rather then embracing what I was good at and getting help for the rest, I moved on to the next experience: raising money, managing people. I left running the business to those I brought on board. As you might expect, the company went sideways.

Giving up everything led me to understand that what I really loved to do was product. I loved the design aspects, thinking through how customers work with them, refining and improving them. The mistake I made was not learning, in those first few years, what I was really good at and understanding what I needed to do to build a successful business. I understand that better now. I understand, as we consider a growth plan again after all these years of treading water, that in order for Infinity Softworks to be successful, I can’t turn over complete control of the company to those who come on board. I can’t imagine giving up the product vision again.

My mistake 12 years ago was thinking adding more people meant I didn’t have to do as much. In some ways that’s true. Other people run those aspects of the business. I was no longer solely responsible for development, marketing, sales.

But in other ways that’s false. My job needed to move higher up the tree. Instead of digging around in the roots, I needed to be watching the landscape, making sure we could see the entire forest. It didn’t mean giving up the product. It meant making sure the entire team was working toward the same vision.

Adding more people doesn’t mean less work. I understand now it means I do even more.

My Possessed iPad

The girls were at grandma’s this week, my wife and I were on the couch watching a movie, when I tried to look something up on my iPad. The iPad gods, though, had other ideas, possessing my device and sending a message. I don’t know what yyyytttttgggyyggtttgyygggtt means, but it has to be an X-Files-like code of some sort. I’m investigating now but watch the 20 second clip to see for yourself:

In the Palm days there was this really cool simulator mode called Gremlins. Gremlins would literally tap all over the screen, tap buttons, enter text (Shakespeare), anything it could do to your UI. Developers used it to test, primarily, for memory leaks. The benchmark was a million Gremlins. It was awesome to watch it spit out text and tap buttons and stuff, all in fast forward. I’d set it in the evening, go to bed, and in the morning see if it was still running.

Maybe Apple has some mysterious gremlins app running in the background that only comes out on January 27. Or maybe the aliens are sending me a message. They’re out there, you know.