I thought this was quite funny. My wife laughed, too, and said she definitely had this experience once or twice early in our relationship until she remembered it wasn’t her.

Given that, though, what is wrong with this woman? Can’t she just ask what’s wrong with him? I had a teacher in college who would write ASSUME on the white board, underline ASS, U, ME and say, “Assume makes an ass out of you and me.”

That goes double for this one.

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(via Scripting News)