Indiana Jones Denied Tenure

According to Timothy McSweeney, Indiana Jones has tenure problems:

Dr. Jones:

As chairman of the Committee on Promotion and Tenure, I regret to inform you that your recent application for tenure has been denied by a vote of 6 to 1. Following past policies and procedures, proceedings from the committee’s deliberations that were pertinent to our decision have been summarized below according to the assessment criteria.

I guess he can always go to work for Disney Corporation.

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