Absolutely hilarious post (at least to my weird sense of humor) from Nick Bradbury on a pair of shoes that fart when wet:
One recent rainy morning, I stopped at the grocery store after walking my dogs in the park.
As I strode into the store I realized that my wet shoes were making farting noises with every step. I tried walking more slowly, but that just resulted in slower, deeper farts.
So I paused for a moment, too mortified to move. Then like any geek of good conscience, I asked myself, WWJCD?
“What would John Cleese do?”
I don’t usually post stuff that I don’t have a comment about, but hey! it’s Friday before a long weekend. And this one cracked me up.